Friday, April 29, 2011

Thor!!! 10/10...100% satisfied...


...Mr. Thor...
...the god of thunder...
...this movie is superb!...
...marvelous, delicious...
...u will feel the action, thriller and LOVE...
...cast by Chris Hemsworth...
...which i think he will
replace Brad Pitt...
...im really fascinated with his look...
...i cant wait for
his next movie...
..."big arms + 6 packs + to
tally masculine"...sexy!!!
...i hope he is not gay yar!!...


Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Aku rase nak inject bdk tue dgn Cyanide!!


...bengang gler!!!!...
...aku rase mcm nak sepak, sepak...
...korg pnh rase x bile dperlukan mcm nk gler dtg kt kter...
...like "ohhh fara u r the only 1 friend i hv"...
...bler x dperlukan lyn mcm ntah pape...
...tak reti bekawan ke ape??...
...noob!!..
...sabor je la...
...wat u gave ull get back!!...
...im kind of revenge person...
...ill make sure u will be suffer...
...hahahhahaha...

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Bila nak kawin erk??


...bile la agknye...
...who knows??...
...all about "JODOH"...
...when i was 21 y/o, all i think about getting married soon...
...esp when i saw my married cousin n friends, they all happy so immediately i decided to do so...
...but then...
...as time passed by, then i realized...
...ALAMAK!!...
...taknak! taknak!...
...zaman bujang ku akn tamat!!...
...haihhh...
...bygkan ye...
...pegi shopping ada anak...
...tgok wayang ada anak...
...last2 anak tue tinggal ngan opahnya sbb maknya nk pg enjoy!!...
...poor kiddo...
...kawen awl mstla xde duit...
...utang sana, utang sini...
...kawen ala kdr...
...kesiannnn...
...once in a life time...
...no fairy tale wedding which i wanted so much...
...baru2 ni which is a few weeks ago...
...i had attend a "kenduri" at my kampong...
...that girl supposed to be my aunt although she bit younger than me...
...bukan nak mengata tp die nmpk lg tua than me n my cousin...
...tidak! tidak!...
...e2la pengorbanan seorg ibu dan isteri...
...tetbe aku tefikir...
...sanggupkah aku bangun awl jam 4pg??...
...msk tiap2 hari??...
...dari 34 28 40 ukuran bdn jadi 38 32 46 ???...
...ohhhh...
TTTIIIDDDAAAKKK!!!
...tak sampai seru lg rasenye...
...hehehehehe...


Friday, April 1, 2011

Siapa lebih berdose?? bertudung ke tak bertudung...

















...si gadis ini pkai tudungla kan...

...cbe bygkn die buat 1 dose cthnye mencuri...
...maka die tetap berdose...
...tetapi die lakukan 1 shj dose...
...die taw aurat hrus ditutup maka dia memperoleh 1 pahala...
...so
...1 dose dan 1 pahala..

...si tak betudung ni...
...dah uat 1 dosa langgar perintah allah...
...katekanla kalu uat 1 dose cthnye mencuri...
...so...die ade 2 dose...

...konklusinye, walaupun beliau bertudung, beliau xlari dr dose...
...so jgnla pertikaikn sme ade "die pkai tudung tp buat dose...bek tak yah pkai tudung"
...haihh...
...papepun buat 2 dose lbh berdose dr uat 1 dose...huhu